DISCOGRAPHY


This is the only comprehensive discography on the net. The RYM and Discogs pages are out of date and often wrong, though I really appreciate people's contributions to those pages. The fact is, even I have a hard time keeping all this stuff together, as there's been so many limited-to-10 releases and other nonsense. Everything we've ever done is available at last.fm.

Albums

- The Kids Were Filled with Candy Delicious, So We Ate Them [2003, xdiedenroutey - xdey07]
01 - piranha (i wanna)
02 - scissor shock shuffle
03 - sea velocity
04 - (i'm glad you survived) the plane crash
05 - kaylen is the acrobat
06 - writing the president kill theme
07 - secret lives of johnny merzbow, scanner cop
08 - ben stiller screamo tours japan
09 - buzzkilling the cardigan fairy=sexy
10 - no scissor, no shock
11 - know scissor, know shock
12 - left wing politician says nicotine kills, and i believe it!
13 - jules! static! shock!
14 - hey, arab gas, your face is my toilet
15 - dragons are harder than you
16 - action music for a suicidal zombie movie fan
17 - cieling fan dancin
18 - keep your hands off my satellite
19 - kayla brought me flowers
20 - she shoots up that calcium like it's going out of style
21 - phone card conspiracy (captain considerate shoegazer)
22 - fear of a midi planet
23 - your glam rock boyfriend destroyed!
24 - casey weaver
25 - goat coat
26 - angel american pulse
27 - santa got me a white belt for christmas
28 - the panda-like trio
29 - black tie jazz knife (hitomi shiraishi)
30 - cat call to the candy delicious kids
31 - passing complexion (big black cover)
32 - let's
33 - so, you're the spy
34 - waterbeds are boring
35 - x-ray gun

- Super Yum Surgeon Boy [2004, xdiedenroutey - xdey25]
01 - meat market jazz
02 - human porkchop
03 - paramite
04 - techno slaves are go!
05 - unsensical
06 - x-yakuza
07 - spread ebola 3000
08 - super yum surgeon boy
09 - cancer
10 - this is cory monster's world.. you just live here
11 - scissor shock or die
12 - assisted-living dracula
13 - gag factory
14 - 30 lashes [six finger satellite cover]
15 - uretha franklin
16 - glasseaters
17 - johnny merzbow tearjerker

- How to Make a Scream Queen Cream [2006, xdiedenroutey - xdey53]
01 - what the world needs right now is peace love and jazz noise
02 - calcium is dead
03 - acid in the face of johnny merzbow
04 - d de dea dead
05 - intermissionary
06 - at the nerve gas social
07 - osaka2
08 - thermonuclear pureé
09 - dead dea de d

- The Mars Travolta [2007, jktapes]
01 - your chemistry theories are a waste of fucking time
02 - dyscalculia meltdown
03 - face shards out of context
04 - bodymelt
05 - johnny merzbow sax blast (in b-minor)
06 - she's just a head
07 - science of sinus
08 - nailbreak0 (all architecture was built from white noise)
09 - extreme sludge worship
10 - n2o x [infinite symbol]
11 - fuck math

- Synonym for the Word Decay [2008, laser seizure]
01 - unconcerned with the holy and profane
02 - naked brunch
03 - demon, detuned
04 - feedbag
05 - ghost fahey
06 - blood infinitive
07 - psychic vision of a strangulated woman who is missing her shoe
08 - tape-recorded counterculture implosion
09 - for hisako tabuchi
10 - fahey ghost
11 - obsessed with structural defect
12 - end of johnny merzbow

- Psychic Existentialism [2010, For Noise's Sake]
01 - psychic existentialist
02 - cat planet woman
03 - ghost/shit electronics
04 - sunset dream of codeine eyeball
05 - black like the father's soul
06 - for ahito anizawa
07 - psychic existentialism
08 - codeine dream of sunset eyeball
09 - knife in the head of all false abstract expressionists
10 - bring back the guillotine
11 - man of the graveyard man
12 - tear the wings off of a pigeon
13 - johnny merzbow psychic contact

EP's

- Steev's Funeral EP [2004, xdiedenroutey - xdey24]
01 - steev's funeral

- Spread Ebola 3000 EP [2005, excitebiketapes - exbx-003]
01 - spread ebola 3000 minus
02 - codename: drill kill
03 - suicide by drum solo
04 - scissor cock
05 - pink nightmare (anhedonia)
06 - scissor shock hates the scanner cops
07 - monomathematics
08 - slime city

- We're in the Trash Bag [2005, crucial bliss records]
01 - after i die, speed noise will live forever
02 - heroine heroin
03 - mrs. gabber nosebleed, a widow
04 - adam cooley is dead
05 - tell her
06 - thermo2
07 - crucial bliss hates me
08 - seriously, this is the last time i'm going to do this

- You're All Slime EP [2007, cavernous records]
01 - science doesn't exist
02 - promise shank
03 - (doom)reverb
04 - a socket
05 - scenes from a sasha grey film
06 - disintegrating parachute woman
07 - tremolo prick
08 - socket a

- Tease the Skeleton EP [2007, dfrp]
01 - nitrous the godhead
02 - microwave nosebleed
03 - calculus, another fucking lie
04 - melting the sun
05 - socket b
06 - dissolved stomach calculations
07 - cory's atomic hell
08 - psychic power is realized when mental anguish exceeds physical pain

- Nice Tuxedo to Die In EP [2008, glitch city]
01 - i have a question about nietzche
02 - slug
03 - the last great beatnik
04 - finger pickin man
05 - what's the point of a scale
06 - dutch's gun
07 - a breath mark blew my mind
08 - 5 haikus for joe harmon

- Hole in the Head of God EP [2009, Stone Lion]
01 - god's hole
02 - field recordings from the medicine cabinet
03 - building a church
04 - mansion made from garbage
05 - head

- Shrine to Salvaged Junk EP [2009, Dream Root Recordings]
01 - proud of white blood cells
02 - sit, god. stay, god
03 - carbon monoxide detector makes good
04 - ex-coroner's laugh pt 1
05 - ex-coroner's laugh pt 2
06 - suicide is painless, mother fucker
07 - blood is okay
08 - takeshi
09 - nid
10 - shrine to salvaged junk
11 - setting a picture on fire of a picture on fire











Collections

- Rarities: 2003-2008 [2009, Placenta Recordings]
NOTE: This collects on CD various compilation tracks, unreleased tracks, b-sides, and songs from splits that were only available previously on tape or online.
01 - stuff stacey in the incinerator
02 - sniper of schoolgirls
03 - telling her to open up for the money shot and then pouring cockroachers in her mouth
04 - bloodthirsty osaka teenage meltdown
05 - cutiesmasher
06 - hyrule burning
07 - her skin's pinkish hue now turned cold blue [featuring cory monster]
08 - psycho a go go
09 - die 1971 die
10 - mongoloid
11 - silent night
12 - zombi 2 theme
13 - scissor fuck
14 - white christmas
15 - serpentine pad
16 - ghost shock
17 - phantom goggles
18 - gamehenge section 91
19 - mxas
20 - eat your megalomaniac organs
21 - landscaping
22 - [british radio shoutout after a sound we played]
23 - [dental work molests scissor shock]

Singles

- Gag Factory (promo only single) [2004, self-released]
01 - gag factory (radio edit)
02 - zombie tokyo 1 2 3 4
03 - behead the latest techno aristocracy
04 - the only reason scissor shock exists is to make music interesting for steev

- Calcium is Dead [2005, black wainbow records]
01 - intro
02 - calcium is dead
03 - weird girls all love
04 - white-teeth explosion!!
05 - twinkle twinkle little star

Demos

- Demo [2003, self-released]
01 - piranha (i wanna)
02 - scissor shock shuffle
03 - sea velocity
04 - outsmart the bomb, columbine romantics
05 - catcall to the candy delicious kids
06 - cheap perfume versus YOU
07 - outsmart the bomb, version 2

Live

- Jesus the Album [2005, Canned Beef Records]
01 - Untitled
02 - Untitled
03 - Untitled
04 - Untitled
05 - Untitled
06 - Untitled
07 - Untitled
08 - Untitled
09 - Untitled
10 - Untitled

Splits

- Fashioncore Kids, Reconsider: Split with Red Cloud of Lakota Nation [2003, self-released]
01 - red cloud of lakota nation - 1ntr0 mix 2003
02 - red cloud of lakota nation - when healing is not the option but the opposition
03 - red cloud of lakota nation - damned to those who prefer bitterness
04 - red cloud of lakota nation - information leading to the fallen voices
05 - scissor shock - kayla brought me flowers
06 - scissor shock - she shoots up that calcium like it's going out of style
07 - scissor shock - phone card conspiracy
08 - scissor shock - fear of a midi planet

- Split with Kindergarten Hazing Ritual [2003, 37564]
01 - kindergarten hazing ritual - only pizzafaced retards worship playstation 2
02 - kindergarten hazing ritual - jen has herpes (and gonorrhea)
03 - kindergarten hazing ritual - ray fucking mcveigh is d's baby daddy (and he won't go on maury to prove it)
04 - scissor shock - unisex versus monosex
05 - scissor shock - defeating the 16-bit gary oldman miniboss
06 - scissor shock - forever mourning the death of ectoplasm

- Split with Evil Robot Ted [2005, brokecore - broke019]
01 - scissor shock - scissor prog
02 - evil robot ted - tokyo attitude

- Split with Roxanne Jean Polise [2005, xdiedenroutey - xdey45]
01 - roxanne jean polise - nature is electronic
02 - scissor shock - it's as if scissor shock just said, "fuck all"

- Split with Hara Kari Kitty [2005, brokecore - broke019]
01 - hara kari kitty - a song title is the closest i'll ever get to sounding like the locust
02 - hara kari kitty - scissor shock's bukkaking fireballs faster than you can say "hadoken" (a tribute)
03 - hara kari kitty - your band has more chug than timmy the train
04 - hara kari kitty - all my pokémon are at level 100
05 - hara kari kitty - life does not exist after game over
06 - scissor shock - i hate every female in the history of existence, without exception
07 - scissor shock - jazzknifethroatculture (the olsen twins just joined wolf eyes!)
08 - scissor shock - corymonsterisabadinfluence
09 - scissor shock - we are all jazz noise (ganon twirl)
10 - scissor shock - secret canadian

- Split with Kindergarten Hazing Ritual, version 2.0 [2005, cacophonophilia.org]
01 - scissor shock - atomizer girls will die
02 - scissor shock - begin chisato kawamura's autopsy
03 - scissor shock - heroin heroine
04 - kindergarten hazing ritual - cosplay meth queen
05 - kindergarten hazing ritual - how to successfully escape the maury show after maury pro-bitch has informed you that the guy you're trying to scam is not your baby's daddy
06 - kindergarten hazing ritual - maritza ferrer es barbara montesinos

- Split with Colombian Necktie, German War Tank, and Tenticular Genocide [2005, brokecore - broke044]
01 - colombian necktie - jayne doe
02 - colombian necktie - electrive incontinence
03 - colombian necktie - bring on the brain surgery
04 - colombian necktie - agony column
05 - colombian necktie - expolodopus
06 - german war tank - zoologist moonbeams
07 - german war tank - frosted monsters
08 - german war tank - fc kruller
09 - german war tank - chips and dip
10 - german war tank - mama's gun
11 - german war tank - true black nexus
12 - scissor shock - please tell askua sawaguchi i said hi during your visit to hell
13 - scissor shock - we heart you midi scumfucks
14 - tenticular genocide - gestapo's last orgy

- Split with It's Okay We're Chainsaws [2007, tin cans and twine records]
01 - scissor shock - fuck myspace
02 - scissor shock - if she broke a nail, she'd nuclearize the technocratic democracy of rave death england
03 - scissor shock - dead fucking dead
04 - scissor shock - kick punch it's all in the midigrind
05 - scissor shock - beautiful gently-strummed acoustic segue with effects part infinity
06 - scissor shock - brandon is a ghost
07 - it's ok we're chainsaws - morecambe bay: 1 - chinese immigrants: 0 (haha fail)
08 - it's ok we're chainsaws - jesus christ it's a b tard, get in the zamboni
09 - it's ok we're chainsaws - GABBA GABBA HEY HEY
10 - it's ok we're chainsaws - I read the daughters song titles and this was the best I could do
11 - it's ok we're chainsaws - grindcore: serious business

- Split with A Beautiful Lotus: "Scenester Shit" [2007, dumb fat and gross records]
01 - a beautiful lotus - a cluster fuck of chuck
02 - scissor shock - god satan scissor shock

- Split with Boy+Girl [2007, noise-joy]
01 - scissor shock - scissor fuck
02 - boy+girl - untitled
03 - boy+girl - untitled
04 - boy+girl - untitled
05 - boy+girl - untitled

- Split with Apophallation [2007, glitch city records - gc009]
01 - scissor shock - demon combustible
02 - apophallation - bright colors for brainwrecks
03 - apophallation - erotic massage

- Split with Kindergarten Hazing Ritual v. 3 (with Ara Severa) [2007, Prolegomenon Redundancy Records - pr23]
01 - scissor shock - furthering our own existenstialistic agendas
02 - scissor shock - use thermodynamics to spite me
03 - scissor shock - deconstruction of a splintered skyscraper
04 - kindergarten hazing ritual - my super sweet sixteen year late term abortion
05 - kindergarten hazing ritual - zoe flower vs. a steamroller
06 - kindergarten hazing ritual - guitar queer-oh too??
07 - ara severa - rapefare warfare
08 - ara severa - pharmaceutical glaze
09 - ara severa - parasitic twin fetish

- Split with Oubliette [2007, Soundo Maso Records - smr01]
01 - scissor shock - ghost shock
02 - oubliette - live antics

- Split with Mossy Throats [2007, JKTapes - jk29]
01 - mossy throats - chain eater
02 - scissor shock - phantom goggles

- Split with BAYI [2008, Net Release]
01 - scissor shock - ro
02 - scissor shock - bo
03 - bayi - you looked cuter on myspace
04 - bayi - intimate bondage
05 - bayi - leeches
06 - bayi - bitchface
07 - bayi - humanity's mirror

- Split with Giggle the Ozone [2008, Human Larvae Tapes]
01 - scissor shock - ghost, the host, the most holy-o
02 - giggle the ozone - my bathroom is a special kind of place
03 - scissor shock - psychology means nothing
04 - giggle the ozone - cave of the unknown baby
05 - scissor shock - blue mamba

- Black & White Era 5-Way # 1: Split with RedSK, c4, endometrium cuntplow, and Dental Work [2008, Placenta Records]
01 - redsk - a lashing for ypsilanti
02 - c4 - 64m
03 - scissor shock - eat your megolamaniac organs
04 - endometrium cuntplow - vultures ate my face again
05 - dental work - nerve gas lullaby mix

- Split with Bubblegum Octopus [kiddieriot, 2009]
01 - scissor shock - etherhead
02 - scissor shock - everything stu says could be a song title
03 - scissor shock - harmonizing with the fridge
04 - bubblegum octopus - this is not dead time
05 - bubblegum octopus - digidock
06 - bubblegum octopus - sausage maxx
07 - bubblegum octopus - here he is he's gone

- Split with Shearing Pinx [isolated now waves, 2009]
01 - scissor shock - ghost snoring
02 - scissor shock - bathed in syrup
03 - scissor shock - glass bulbs
04 - scissor shock - forget "the sunny side of the ocean"
05 - scissor shock - design an algorhithm
06 - shearing pinx ....................

Remix Albums

- Girls Hate Jazz [2005, trash aesthetic - tar-020 ]
01 - girls hate jazz

- Jazz Hates Girls [2005, pedophobic records]
01 - jazz hates girls

Compilation Appearances

- big black tribute: we are the ready men [virtual album]
Scissor Shock contributes "passing complexion".

- x.died.enroute.y - spring '03 sampler [2003, xdiedenroutey - xdey00]
Scissor Shock contributes "scissor shock shuffle [demo]" and "waterbeds are boring".

- x.died.enroute.y - fuck your scene compilation [2003, xdiedenroutey - xdey05]
Scissor Shock contributes "heather brooke".

- mtvhell presents: an experiment in listening [2004, mtvhell]
Scissor Shock contributes "unisex vs. monosex".

- (con)text and ideas seized and redeployed [2005, domestication of man records]
Scissor Shock contributes "scissor cock" and "fear of a MIDI planet".

- just because your music wears thin doesn't mean you're in good shape: compilation [2005, xdiedenroutey - xdey46]
Scissor Shock contributes "bring me the head of arisu minami".

- treasures and pleasures [2005, brokecore - broke030]
Scissor Shock contributes "cutiesmasher".

- obseti hardcore comp [2005]
Scissor Shock is remixed by mr. joker on this.

- c@ christmas comp [2005]
Scissor Shock contributes "white christmas".

- blue noise [2006]
Scissor Shock contributes "if she broke a nail, she'd nuclearize the technocratic democracy of rave death england".

- fag pond records comp [2006]
Scissor Shock contributes "thermo 2".

- c@ christmas comp 2006 [2006]
Scissor Shock contributes "silent night".

- jktapes!: a compilation! [2007]
Scissor Shock contributes "face shards out of context" [demo].

- laughing in the face of mainstream: dadaist audio comp [2007]
Scissor Shock contributes "melting the sun".

- we are untouchable, an abelian groups records compilation [2007]
Scissor Shock contributes "sludgedit".

- smell the stench net comp 2 [2007, sts-net 200]
Scissor Shock contributes "tremolo prick".

- placenta records comp [2007]
Scissor Shock contributes "art that dies to live".

- blood ties webzine comp vol 1 [2007]
Scissor Shock contributes "harmonizing with the refrigerator".

- central dynamo room bizcard releases [2008]
Scissor Shock contribute "x".

- sloppy seconds [obscura records 4800 bands comp!, 2008]
Scissor Shock contributes "theme for scissor shock".

- blue noise ii [starker klang, 2008]
Scissor Shock contributes "melting the sun".

- dirgehead compilation 2008 [dirgehead, 2008]
Scissor Shock contributes "landscaping".

- the placenta compilation volume 3 [placenta recordings, 2008]
Scissor Shock contributes "remains of the counterculture facade".

- Glitch Village Vol. 2 [glitch city recordings, 2008]
Scissor Shock contributes "ex-coroner's laugh".

Other

"The Kids Were Filled with Candy Delicious So We Ate Them" was re-released by x died en route y after it went out of print and was then OOP again and was re-released by Adam Cooley himself, with tons and tons of bonus tracks that were previously only available on the KHR split and demos and such. So as to not cheat the people who already bought "Kids...", Adam released a completely different compilation of demos, the KHR split, the song "Heather Brooke", and the Gag Factory single on Brokecore on an album entitled "Sex, Killing Japanese People, Have Sex With Japanese People, And Having Sex With Japanese People And Killing Them". Wait, how does that not cheat the lisener?


LABELS WHO RELEASE MY STUFF OR HAVE DISTRIBUTED MY STUFF OR ARE GOING TO IN SOME CAPACITY!!!!!!!

black wainbow
brokecore
cavernous records
cacophonophilia.org
cental dynamo room [rip]
crucial bliss
dfrp
dnt records
dumb fat and gross records
excitebiketapes
glitch city
jktapes
mtvhell
noise-joy
obscura records
pedophobic records
placenta recordings
shitsuck tapes and such
smell the stench records
soundo maso records
tin cans and twine
trash aesthetic
x died en route y


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